Oh shit is that Alcibiades? You’re damn right its Alcibiades.
Adopted son of Athenian Genius leader Pericles, Manipulated people into doing whatever the hell he wanted them too, threw wild parties, was outrageously bisexual to the point even the greeks were like “damn man”. Defected from Athens to Sparta, Knocked up the king of Sparta’s wife with a kid who’d then become king of Sparta and so then defected to Persia, organized them to overthrow the government in Athens, Joined forces with the Loyalist Athenians and then re-defected back to Athens to become its war leader and take a nation that had lost 40% of its population from brink of defeat to brink of victory until the people got mad at him for one defeat, so he decided “fuck it” and retired to his castle in Thrace with a bunch of ladies/men. Persians eventually got sick of his shit so they burned it down, and so he did the logical reaction of charging out the the flaming castle with just a dagger stabbing dudes to death until he was killed.
Im not even remotely gay, but damn, id be his groupie.